1. You wear a tie-dye shirt to church.
2. You buy Goldfish in bulk.
3. You're on a first name basis with the operator at Oriental Trading Company.
4. You know who Jim Wideman is.
5. You're fairly certain you have adult ADHD.
6. You know what a Rainbow Loom is.
7. Your office looks like a miniature Toys 'R Us.
8. You know more kids' names at church than adult's names.
9. You know what the fox says.
10. You use curriculum from Children's Ministry Deals.
You're probably a Children's Minister if _____________.
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