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Quarantine Jokes

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We know that life is pretty crazy right now for everyone, so in honor of April Fool's Day we have put this page together to try to hopefully put a smile on your face and brighten your day.  You'll find no crazy pranks here, just some fun jokes you can share with your family, friends, coworkers, or students.

 

What do you call an alligator's telephone?

A Croco-dial!

 

What did the bear use to build a table?

His bear hands!

 

Why don't the animals in Africa play games?

Too many cheetahs!

 

Why don't crabs give to charity?

They're shellfish!

 

What's the most famous fish in the sea?

A Starfish! (if you know a better fish joke, please let minnow)

 

Did you get a haircut?

No I got them all cut!

 

Why was the computer late for work?

It had a slow, hard drive!

 

Why can't you trust Atoms?

They make up everything!

 

What happens when frogs double park?

They get toad! 

 

What's "E.T." short for?

He only has little legs!

 

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time!